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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Still no good
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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